lost in transition

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Ambition and Fornication

I've found that if I actually apply myself, even in times of great stress and high pollen counts, I can get somethings done. In the past 3 days I've unenrolled, straightened out some personal issues that were riding heavily on my mind, and made many many phone calls. As of tomorrow I'll have a plan nailed down, and a new shrink (unfortunately mine is moving away). And I can finally switch up meds- which I really should have done a month ago- it would have made the last few weeks much easier. If you've been talking to me you know I've been awfully off the wall as of late. However, I have come to so many conclusions, which, had I not been so emotionally vulnerable I probably would not have come to any of them.

On another note, in honor of Colin getting his own room in the Beal Co-op, (moving in starts today, commences Monday-ish) I came up with a list of my favorite euphemisms for sex. Kate P I think you'll apreciate the first one.

-Boning
-Doing it
-Banging
-Doing the Deed
-Hit it
-Knock around
-Carnal moment
-Slippin/Slidin it in
-Porking
-Hot beef injection (I would like to thank CPD for that special one)

It surprises me that I cannot come up with more that I can't come up with more that I actually say. Please feel free to add to my list, unlike some people, it could stand to be bigger. Haha I'm such a pervert.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

As an art historian and fellow academic, i'd like to assert my appreciation for your column of eupherisms. I find its girth aesthetically and pleasingly proportional to its length. You are a poet.

11:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im not gonna lie...my favorite is boning. that and banging. oh yeah and "making love" :) jk

-stormer

11:55 AM  

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