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I want to formally apologize to Collin P. Davy for making him break off the "L" key on his laptop when I sent him this picture.

Our conversation went a little like this:
Sandyd120: that is a molerat
Bpbimmer: ew
Sandyd120: it looks like a 3.5 in uncircumsized penis with teeth, don't you think?
Bpbimmer: OOHHHHHHHH
Bpbimmer: ew ew ew ew ew ea;ltjeisb';yh0oh6vnq3s
Sandyd120: i dont even recognize those characters
Bpbimmer: you made me snap off my L key
Bpbimmer: you biotch
Sandyd120: no way
Bpbimmer: it poppped out of my keyboard
Bpbimmer: my fingers spasmed on the keyboard when you sent that and one went flying
Sandyd120: god i wish we ;lived in the same apartment still.

Why did I wish we lived in the same apartment for that conversation? Easy.
I would have been in my red room, typing over to CPD in his green room, who would probably be sitting on his right foot, hunched over his laptop, slowly but efficiently consuming his second sleeve of oreos. Given the time of night, he'd be clad in athletic socks- pulled up with stripes on the top that match his gap printed boxers that are serving as his shorts, and a t-shirt, I'm going to guess it would be white. I would have sent that image and observation, and I would have heard the unmistakable CPD scream/squeal/yell, followed by several "ew's" and "ahhhhhh! how could you say thats????". There would jumping up and down and much scolding involved on his part. I'd most likely pee my pants laughing, as he yelled "NO!" repeatedly, and "I said don't send those to me's!!", pointing a finger at me, while standing freaked out in my doorway.

It was still alright though b/c I could hear him all the way from Chicago anyway. Gotta love me the CPD.