Thanks Michelle

for turning me on to the idea of making a Friendster profile for my cat, Milo. Search him, Milo Reinhart, he's extra social.

WAY too much information

i have a teeny tiny 3rd nipple below my left breast. Its fuckin sexy. Like Cindy Crawfords mole, but less obvious. Its nothing like Marky Marks, however, If i got it pierced it would be considered a surface piercing. Its a little blip. A cute little extra nipple blip.

Also. Britney and that Kevin, hes a leech taking her money, which she cannot spend bc she's resting while the nanies takes care of the baby, Kev is white fucking trash all the way. And I never feel sorry for her, until now. But as always, Christina is my girl

and...

its about 3 days away from me saying, fuck it all, im going to be the younger incarnation of the crazy mentally unstable rambling cat lady on the simpsons.

Facts of life

from a guys perspective: "Share your feelings with your woman, and she'll leave you for a guy who never criesand who spanks her"- sounds about right

"I believe there is something watching us, unfortunately, its the government"